This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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