The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
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The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
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He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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