I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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