Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
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