Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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