So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
im six kinds of drunk right now
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Randomize
