i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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