What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
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He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
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I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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