If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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