1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
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operation harelip BJ is a go
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
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He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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