Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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