Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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