My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
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I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
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No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
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