wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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