I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
