You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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