doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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