So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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