You really coming over, don't trick.
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
My pussy is not your playground.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Randomize
