love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
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