if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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