Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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