Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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