Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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