How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I think I just sharted jello shots
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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