Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
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My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
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He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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