All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
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Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
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I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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