And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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