that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
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Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
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