Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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