In the future we'll all be gay
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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