just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
