If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
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It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
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When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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