Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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