She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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