i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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