I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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