North Korea, Best Korea!
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
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she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
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He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex