The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.