singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
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Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.