handjob tips. give me some.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
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You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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