I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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