I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
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Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
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He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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