whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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