I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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