margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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