the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
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he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
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we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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