Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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