Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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