well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
