i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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