Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
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You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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