drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
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I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
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I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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