you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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