i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
