K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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