All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
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I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
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Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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