Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
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According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
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It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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