he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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