Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
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I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
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just found out that she named her cat after me.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I love you.
Bad choice
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