I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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